Pranaya told his kindergarten teacher that he had found a frog, and she inquired as to whether it was a live or dead.
“Dead,” the Pranaya informed.
“How do you know?” the teacher asked.
“Because I pissed in his ear,” said Pranaya innocently.
“You did what?” replied the surprised teacher.
“You know,” explained the Pranaya, “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst.’ The frog didn’t move.”